The Kicking…

A conversation that I imagined last night:

Me: “Hey little buddy, I haven’t heard from you in a while. You cool in there?”
Leon: “Yeah I’m good.” *kick kick kick*
Me: “OK awesome! Let’s go to sleep! #sotired”
Leon: “Nah, you go ahead. I actually think I’m going to stay up and kick your cervix sporadically for the next hour.”
Me: “Oh. Well, uh…I guess that wasn’t quite what I had in mind, but, you know…you’re the boss.”